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I like talking to interesting people, eating finely-crafted sandwiches, and drinking coffee. Not necessarily all at the same time, though. That'd be a lot of work for my mouth.

Nov 23
mmmyesbillhader: elohbee: wellidunno:itchycosmicpocket:unicornology:dannybrito:sydneysilvera:artonkels Let me be in this. Let me be on this gigantic shlubby Jew tandem bicycle parade. OMG

mmmyesbillhader:

elohbee:

wellidunno:itchycosmicpocket:unicornology:dannybrito:sydneysilvera:artonkels

Let me be in this. Let me be on this gigantic shlubby Jew tandem bicycle parade.

OMG
Posted at 1:03am

thedailywhat: OH SH- of the Day: Sarah Palin and her doppelganger divide by zero at a November 19 Going Rogue book signing in Noblesville, IN. [via.]  MAH WERLD HAS JUST BEEN ROOOOOOCKED.

thedailywhat:

OH SH- of the Day: Sarah Palin and her doppelganger divide by zero at a November 19 Going Rogue book signing in Noblesville, IN.

[via.]

 MAH WERLD HAS JUST BEEN ROOOOOOCKED.
Posted at 12:42am

sarahptor: youguys! this skit is killing me! Ahhhahahhaha! I loved this one! I liked how silly and random it was. My friend Alexis and I are always singing the “what up with that?” song, so it was really nice to see a reprisal of this sketch. My other friend didn’t enjoy it though, the one I was watching it with at the time. She kept complaining how dumb it was and how she didn’t like that Kristen Wiig wasn’t in it. The only people she likes are Kristen Wiig and Seth Meyers, all the other sketches that don’t have them in it she just complains about incessantly. It’s soooooo annoying and it didn’t bother me at first but now it’s really starting to get to me. STOP. BEING. SUCH A. DEBBIE. DOWNERRRRRRRRR. Just laugh for once. A joke doesn;t have to be incredibly intellectual for you to laugh at. It can be silly and random like Andy Samberg being a krump klown or Fred Armisen being all Kenny G or Jason Sudeikis dancing in the corner dressed like Ari and Uzi from The Royal Tenenbaums. And as much as I love K-Wiig and S-Mey (I don’t know why I just said that), not every single sketch has to have them in it! OPEN UP YOUR MINDDDDD! Get out from your ivory tower!! Or JUMP, rather! HAH! Ahhh….sorry. Endless rant that doesn’t really mean anything. Sorry guysz.

sarahptor:

youguys! this skit is killing me!

Ahhhahahhaha! I loved this one! I liked how silly and random it was. My friend Alexis and I are always singing the “what up with that?” song, so it was really nice to see a reprisal of this sketch. My other friend didn’t enjoy it though, the one I was watching it with at the time. She kept complaining how dumb it was and how she didn’t like that Kristen Wiig wasn’t in it. The only people she likes are Kristen Wiig and Seth Meyers, all the other sketches that don’t have them in it she just complains about incessantly. It’s soooooo annoying and it didn’t bother me at first but now it’s really starting to get to me. STOP. BEING. SUCH A. DEBBIE. DOWNERRRRRRRRR. Just laugh for once. A joke doesn;t have to be incredibly intellectual for you to laugh at. It can be silly and random like Andy Samberg being a krump klown or Fred Armisen being all Kenny G or Jason Sudeikis dancing in the corner dressed like Ari and Uzi from The Royal Tenenbaums. And as much as I love K-Wiig and S-Mey (I don’t know why I just said that), not every single sketch has to have them in it! OPEN UP YOUR MINDDDDD! Get out from your ivory tower!! Or JUMP, rather! HAH!

Ahhh….sorry.

Endless rant that doesn’t really mean anything. Sorry guysz.
Posted at 12:09am

Nov 22
Okay, so to anyone who watched the AMAs, now was it just me, or did Lady Gaga’s headgear that she was wearing at the beginning of her performance of Bad Romance look like she was a Romulan or something? Maybe I was hallucinating, but I felt like I was watching Star Trek the whole time.

Okay, so to anyone who watched the AMAs, now was it just me, or did Lady Gaga’s headgear that she was wearing at the beginning of her performance of Bad Romance look like she was a Romulan or something? Maybe I was hallucinating, but I felt like I was watching Star Trek the whole time.
Posted at 11:56pm

sarahptor: get in my pants, bill hader. you too, samberg. you too, super weird violinist…?

sarahptor:

get in my pants, bill hader. you too, samberg.

you too, super weird violinist…?
Posted at 11:31pm

nosferatued: dirtydianaa: epiquexoadmirer: thisiskriisteenuh: GAHHHHHHHHHH! I didn’t even watch the awards but this accurately depicts my reaction to learning this. EXACT REACTION. I was super pissed when I watched this. I thought MJ was a shoe-in. I started screaming and yelling expletives until my brother came in and told me to shut up, that i was interrupting him from carrying out his Combat Arms raid. Yeah…We’re cool.

nosferatued:

dirtydianaa:

epiquexoadmirer:

thisiskriisteenuh:

GAHHHHHHHHHH!

I didn’t even watch the awards but this accurately depicts my reaction to learning this.

EXACT REACTION. I was super pissed when I watched this. I thought MJ was a shoe-in. I started screaming and yelling expletives until my brother came in and told me to shut up, that i was interrupting him from carrying out his Combat Arms raid. Yeah…We’re cool.
Posted at 11:28pm

154. TRUE LOVE WILL COME, IT FUCKING TRACKS YOU DOWN EVEN IF YOU ARE ACROSS THE GLOBE, IT FINDS YOU AND WILL HIT YOU LIKE A FUCKING TRANSPORT TRUCK HITTING A SQUIRREL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.

flickflickflicker:

thunderclavicleflonkertonbird:weetzie-bat:missworld:(via gotwisdom)

Posted at 8:15pm

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

sexmusic:

sweet disposition // the temper trap
Posted at 8:06pm

(via vacantlots)

(via vacantlots)
Posted at 7:33pm

I think we should revamp our plan.

ty-ty:

  1. Obviously Tyler needs to be a vampire.
  2. Chelsea should stay a vampire, but we should buy a home in NY so we can hunt people like REAL vampires.
  3. Sam will be a superhero. I think she enjoys this more.
  4. Kevin kelley will be a famous surgeon or something.
  5. Lauren will stay at the base because she likes to lounge.

Sounds like a plan little man. I’ll hold down the fort, don’t worry xD

EDIT: I feel like an idiot, but I just got the “revamp our plan” pun…that was a clever one, Tyra!!!! ;D

Posted at 3:31pm

ashercrash: helena you are so fab.

ashercrash:

helena you are so fab.
Posted at 3:26pm

“So the next time a black man walks into your bedroom looking for the tv, don’t get so uptight!” Redd Foxx (had a mini Sanford and Son marathon last night, guysz)
Posted at 3:15pm

sweethomestyle: t0mriddle: Oh my gorsh…This is phenomenal.

sweethomestyle:

t0mriddle:

Oh my gorsh…This is phenomenal.
Posted at 1:09pm

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kari-shma:

borgomani:

Stereophonics | Maybe Tomorrow

<3
Posted at 11:35am

fuckyeahrocknroll:

The Byrds - Turn Turn Turn
Posted at 7:35am

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